Good King Wenceslas looked out and got a proper eyeful.
Saw the maid with nothing on eating up his trifle.
A curse on these childhood flashbacks, I feel a door coming on.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? Amos Quito!
Got that one out of a cracker, perhaps I should have left it there.
Oh goody, it's a piece of crumpled up and badly photographed cross stitch.
Just what a girl needs when she's trying to do about five things at once
and failing miserably. What's for dinner?
Vegetarians look away now as today's traditional Christmas offering could cause
you serious psychological damage if stared at for too long. If, however, you
are thinking of adapting this dish simply serve the apples with a dressed green
salad as a hearty, deeply satisfying alternative.