A cracker to pull
A hat to make you smile
A joke to make you laugh:
Q. Why does Santa have three gardens?
A. So that he can ho ho ho.
Something that goes bang.
Last minute gift suggestion to slip in your stockings.
Available direct from me and guaranteed to rock up in time for
Christmas as a pdf download. Just follow the link,
and say "I'll have one of those please." It couldn't be easier: