Thursday, 16 November 2017

Vote of Thanks



I have a confession to make - MEA MAXIMA CULPA!

Whilst preparing all the files and pictures for the First Uncensored
Crosstitch Kollection 2017 somewhere along the line I omitted to
include the vital symbols for Vote of Thanks.

I have absolutely no excuse for this error and would ask you to
forgive me.  To rectify matters as speedily as possible I have
added a downloadable copy of the new symbols page for this
design which can be found on the website in the Kollection section.

www.longdogsampler.com

Once again my sincere apologies.
A very contrite Jools

Wednesday, 15 November 2017

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible

Why is it that nothing, it seems, can be done to remove
all the bad guys from the internet - the preachers of hate,
the purveyors of pornography, the warmongers and the
con artists - but when a 70 years old cross stitch designer
uses her email account rather more than the customary
five or six times a day her account is instantly
locked down and her business immediately suffers.

It has taken me twenty years to build up a reputation for
promptness and efficiency and, I would hope, value for money
too and in one fell swoop Google decided to shut down my
ability to either receive or send emails because they had
detected heavier than usual usage.  Of course they bloody did
- I'd just launched the First Uncensored Crosstitch Kollection 2017.

But what really peeves me is that no one from Google thought to actually
attempt to contact me to ask why?  Neither can I get in touch
with them, try as I might, to explain matters.

So dear friends, stitchers and anyone who has strayed onto this
blog in search of titillation - there you have it.  I have orders to
process which have already been paid for, which worries me
enormously.  I have no idea when I will be allowed back into
my account again or for how long and I can do absolutely nothing
about any of it right now.  I have entered the hyper-stress
zone and it's not very nice.

Please be patient, please bear with me and I'll get things
moving again just as soon as I am able.







Tuesday, 14 November 2017

THE WINDS OF CHANGE

Change is constant and all around.
It's a part of our every day lives and nothing stays the same for long.
Spring drifts into summer, people move home making
neighbourhoods evolve; children grow up while others grow old.  For the
past twenty years Long Dog has just gone with the flow - but not any longer.
Today the winds of change are blowing through our kennels
and it's our moment to embrace something new.


Today sees the launch of our wondrous new website lovingly built by
head kennel boy Alec on his day off - www.longdogsampler.com
Go and have a look, poke around a bit and maybe decide to adopt the
odd chart or three - they're always looking for good homes.
But please don't go trying to ride on the new shopping cart, we don't
want any crashes on the first day.

And that's not the only change taking place today.
Always at the forefront of cross stitch design Long Dog Samplers
are proud to announce their first ever "KOLLECTION".
So it's goodbye books - hello bundles.

The FIRST UNCENSORED CROSSTITCH KOLLECTION 2017
(no abbreviations for this one please or we'll all be in trouble)
comprises nine hitherto unseen new samplers all in
one exciting pdf bundle for the unbeatable price of £26.50.
That's less than £3.00 per design and 88 pages long.

This unique concept can be stitched direct from your tablets
or printed out chart by paper chart - which ever you prefer.

Each design comes with details of the lengths of DMC or 
Gentle Art Sampler Threads and fabric required for both
16# Aida/32# linen or 18# Aida/36# linen together with an
alphabet and numerals to personalise each project.

The Kollection, by it's very nature, will never be available
in the shops so if you want to get a copy for yourself and become
one of the elite new band of Long Dog stitchers simply email:

jools@longdogsampler.com

or 

cindy@europeanxs.com to place your order.

And now allow me to introduce you to the stars of the
FIRST UNCERSORED CROSSTITCH KOLLECTION 2017


COEUR DE LION
285 stitches x 177 stitches


MIGHTY OAKS
159 stitches x 199 stitches


NETHERLAND DWARF
199 stitches x 233 stitches


PATIENCE IS A RARE BIRD
133 stitches x 168 stitches


QUAKER DAWN
187 stitches x 287 stitches


MY DEAR JELINE
129 stitches x 279 stitches


SAINTE JULLITE
229 stitches x 229 stitches


VOTE OF THANKS
149 stitches x 294 stitches


SEEKING SOLACE
293 stitches x 191 stitches

Don't forget simply email:

jools@longdogsampler.com 

or cindy@europeanxs.com to order your copy,

only £26.50 for all nine charts

or buy directly on site www.longdogsampler.com
using the new automated shopping system.

See you soon - you know you want it.














Wednesday, 11 October 2017

Borduurparadijs

Don't you just love it when something turns up unexpectedly
in the post and it's not even your birthday?

Just recently I received a small, soft package from the Netherlands
which to my delight contained samples of beautiful silk
threads for me to experiment with.


My unknown benefactress is a lady called Joke Trebbe who is the
power behind the throne of Borduurparadijs.  They dye all the threads
themselves and have a range of colours that would make a rainbow
seem lacking.

Koolmees 1858 (top)
Herfstgroen 1819 (bottom)

Let me tell you more - they ship worldwide, payment is via PayPal
and although they usually only make small skeins large hanks can be
ordered which is just perfect for a project such as Death by Cross Stitch.

Diepwater 1857

Joke's shop Borduurparadijs in Velp was founded in 2007 but she's been
in the business over 30 years so has a wealth of experience to call
upon should you be in need of some friendly advice.

Why not have a look at the website where you can see the whole range
of threads and products available and where the photos are far better
than my wobbly images here.

www.borduurparadijs.com 


Friday, 8 September 2017

The Black House

If you go down to the woods today then you really are in for a big surprise
because all you'll find is teddy bears and you're in entirely the wrong sampler.
That one's Do Bears and we're here to talk about The Black House!


If you want to see The Black House for real then you need to be out of doors,
and preferably in a field somewhere although if you're pushed the middle of
town will do but you're going to look awfully silly when you start
to follow the instructions ...... and no Alice you won't find it with your GPS.


The Black House is the home of the legendary Pecker Prince (he's not to be confused 
with the Woodpecker King) and before you all snigger I'm not making this up.
Now check your watch as timing is crucial.  When the big hand is on the twelve
and the little hand is on the nine and it's getting quite dark the moment has come
when the veil between the world of the mortals and the principality of the
Pecker Prince can be penetrated.  It's that fleeting moment betwixt day and
night - entre chien et loup!


Now turn round three times in a clockwise direction, stand on one leg,
screw up your eyes till they're almost shut and say the following words:

Jools, I love this new design which measures 111 stitches x 145 stitches
and costs the very modest sum of £6.50.  If I email you at
jools@longdogsampler.com and ask very nicely will you please send me
a pdf copy to download and print myself.

This example was stitched with GAST threads

There - did you see it?  Well it doesn't always work.
Try again tomorrow when the lines may be less busy.




Saturday, 24 June 2017

LIFE AFTER "DEATH"

Life After "Death" is the latest challenge to come hot off the
Long Dog presses for your delight and delectation.
Those of you who have survived Death by Cross Stitch
and still live to tell the tale will probably be quivering with anticipation 
at the thought of stitching this proud new beauty.  Hence the title.


Life After "Death"
372 x 325 stitches
Price:  £17.10
Stitched here in GAST Raven single strand on 18# Aida


The sharp-eyed amongst you will probably have already spotted
that there's a little mini Norfolk-style sampler incorporated in the
design which it's perfectly feasible to stitch up on it's own
if you're not in this for the long haul.


How many sailors can you hide inside a whale?
And look at those bubbles, I think one of them
is still alive!


Why is that squirrel trying to steal the crown?


Is it true that there's always a running dog in every 
Long Dog sampler?


Who sighs for beauty?  I'll go for health every time
with providence and virtue as "nice to have's"
if there's some going begging.


The devil is in the detail.

So, if I've whetted your appetite, put temptation in your way
once again and you simply can't go on any longer without
your very own copy of this magnificent chart simply
send an email to jools@longdogsampler.com and I'll see what
I can do.  

Alternatively, go online or pop into your LNS if you're
still a sweet, old-fashioned girl (or should I say "person"
just to be strictly PC) if you prefer something more
tangible in the form of a paper chart.  Entirely up to you.

Now scroll back to the top and take another look.
You want it - don't you?


Apologies some of the backstitching isn't showing up quite as
clearly as I would have liked - so squint a bit, that should help.

Saturday, 20 May 2017

You couldn't make this up

Something truly amazing happened yesterday which I would like to share
before my internet connection finally gets cut off and this moment, which is
only just short of miraculous, gets swept away in the hustle and bustle 
of my impending house move.

Families come in all shapes and sizes, some close and supportive, some
extremely extended and others bruised, battered and barely in touch.  
I suppose it would be true to say that mine contains elements of all of the above.
It is with sadness that I say that my middle daughter and I are estranged
and have been for some considerable time.  Consequently I know little
about her adult years or her two children or her 5 month old grandson.
But let's get back to yesterday.

I thought I'd move home in style this time around after a lifetime of
doing things on the cheap with the aid of a few mates, a bit of
muscle and an old transit van.so I decided to go with a local removal company
on the recommendation of a friend and opted for their packing service to 
make life even easier for myself.

Yesterday morning two smart young men arrived and set about
bubble wrapping my nick nacks (not a euphamism I might hastily add)
and stowing them away in assorted cardboard boxes.  One of the lads in
particular caught my attention and I felt instinctively that I knew him
although this was quite impossible, but I kept having sneaky looks at him
and searching my brain for an answer.

Several hours later the job was done and just as the lads were about to go
Lad One called my enigma by the nickname CoCo and explained that he
called him this because his last job was as a circus clown.  It was then that
the goosebumps arrived in batallions and the pieces fell into place.

My granddaughter was a circus performer before motherhood 
intervened and although I don't actually know her I'd seen pictures
 on her Facebook page so knew what she looked like and also what
 her partner (CoCo) looked like too.  I took a blind leap and asked
him if he was THE CoCo not caring whether I made a complete fool of
myself and I think you can guess the rest.  We were both completely stunned.

Fate had sent the father of my great grandson to my home and in so
doing had put me in touch with my granddaughter who I thought I
would never have any contact with.  Later that evening I received a friend
request on Facebook and after a long exchange via Messenger we've
agreed to meet up once I've settled in to my new home.  And it goes
without saying that CoCo will be there on Monday morning 
with Lad One to move me in.  Hopefully not dressed as a clown as
I don't want to shock my new neighbours quite so soon after
my arrival.  There will be time aplenty to do that later on.

If I hadn't decided to move, if I hadn't chosen that particular firm of
removers, if they hadn't scheduled CoCo to do my job, if Lad One hadn't
used his nickname, if I hadn't dared to ask the questions I'd have been
none the wiser and much the poorer.  The chances of winning the lottery
are probably greater than this but I know which I'd chose every time.