A cracker to pull
A hat to make you smile
|So that's where they went.|
A joke to make you laugh:
Q. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza's?
A. Deep pan, crisp and even.
Something that goes bang.
|Now the countdown really begins - a Santa!|
Last minute gift suggestion to slip in your stockings.
At the special Christmas price of £16.20.
Available direct from me and guaranteed to rock up in time for
Christmas as a pdf download. Just follow the link,
and say "I'll have one of those please." It couldn't be easier: