A cracker to pull
|I told her not to leave it till the last minute. I hope she takes that toilet roll out.|
A hat to make you smile
|This one's about as happy as that miserable pug yesterday.|
A joke to make you laugh:
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum - you can't beat it.
Something that goes bang.
|A nice little bit of Poldark for you today.|
Last minute gift suggestion to slip in your stockings.
At the special Christmas price of £16.20.
Available direct from me and guaranteed to rock up in time for
Christmas as a pdf download. Just follow the link,
and say "I'll have one of those please." It couldn't be easier: