A cracker to pull
A hat to make you smile
|Happy Christmas to ewe.|
A joke to make you laugh:
Q. What do you call a cat in the desert?
A. Sandy Claws.
Something that goes bang.
|Perhaps you've been standing too near the fire.|
Last minute gift suggestion to slip in your stockings.
Christmas as a pdf download. Just follow the link,
and say "I'll have one of those please." It couldn't be easier: