...... so please all sing together, and in tune if at all possible:
"Happy twentieth anniversary to you,
Happy twentieth anniversary to you,
Happy twentieth anniversary dear Long Dog
Please get on with it do!"
And so with no further delay that moment has finally come
for you to meet your nemesis - DEATH BY CROSS STITCH!
This is the first design in the whole history of Long Dog
Samplers which runs to 16 pages of chart.
It's vital statistics are 363 x 447 stitches and it can be
stitched in any colour of the rainbow your little heart
desires, including black.
I would advise you to take a seat before I reveal the
price - £22.50 and worth every penny. It's available direct
from me as a pdf download via the following link:
or by simply banging on the door of your LNS and shouting
loudly through the letter box "Get me a copy of Death by
Cross Stitch lest I turn into a frog from sheer frustration.
My life will never be complete without it!"
So, you've all seen this eighth wonder of the world,
you all know how to get a copy which leaves me to ask
"What are you waiting for?"