A cracker to pull
A hat to make you smile
A joke to make you laugh:
Q. What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
A. Mistle toad.
Something that goes bang.
Last minute gift suggestion to slip in your stockings.
At the special Christmas price of £8.50.
Available direct from me and guaranteed to rock up in time for
Christmas as a pdf download. Just follow the link,
and say "I'll have one of those please." It couldn't be easier: