A cracker to pull
A hat to make you smile
A joke to make you laugh:
Q. What do vampires sing of New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne
Something that goes bang.
Last minute gift suggestion to slip in your stockings.
Available direct from me and guaranteed to rock up in time for
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and say "I'll have one of those please." It couldn't be easier: