Here we go again, please try to keep up with the others Alice dear.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four colly birds (blackbirds to you and me),
a bottle of Chanel No 5, which was all I ever used to wear to bed
until I discovered "the onesie" and .....
..... the chart for Pigalle to put beneath my tree.
Hurry, buy now while stocks last!!!