Or as a bingo caller would say - two little ducks, and a Cockney
would be asked to moderate his slang at once.
I cancelled today's caption competition for exactly the same reason
that the Cockney was slapped on the wrists. Saucy is good,
rude is acceptable at a pinch (provided it's in the right place)
but I have to draw the line at downright vulgar even though
it was rather funny, so today you'll just have to use your imagination.
If there's somebody out there with the initials IK please contact me
as they may have picked up my JL by mistake. Thank you.
You're right, I am starting to lose it big time.
It may not be PC to smoke any more, drinking is frowned upon in some circles
but for me this is the essence of Christmas. The smell of Grandad's
cigar, a little sip of brandy when no one was looking, Uncle Tom
out cold on the sofa and the dog throwing up in the hall
....... aaah! happy days.