Hark the herald angels sing, making such an awful din.
Funny how silly things like that from school days come
back into your mind when least expected.
Bring on the door!
I think we'd best sober up a bit before we attempt to open this one.
Two sherries and high heels could all to easily turn
those steps into a death trap. After you ....
"Now let us go, love, down the dangerous bloody stair,
with fingers intertwined and safety helmets on!."
Two doors for the price of one today and there's a reason for this - they will
deaden the blast of what follows ....
..... every child's nightmare, the dreaded, exploding sprouts.
Even more deadly when fried up on Boxing Day but here's a little tip
for you - blame the dog and never feed them to pensioners!