I hope you've all sobered up after yesterday's champers because today
we're going to go peeking behind the door of No 10 Downing Street no less.
Yes, I know it's rather predictable Alice dear but you try finding another
door with a number ten on it.
I see they were expecting us. Quick, ring the bell before the
copper comes back from his tea break and tries to stop us.
Nothing to do with Long Dog today, it's some needle lace lions that
the PM's wife had tucked away in one of her drawers which she
thought you might like to see. Good on you gel.
They seem to have laid on a bit of a buffet so grab a plate and
get stuck in before they realise we're gate crashers 'cos we
might find ourselves in trouble when that copper comes back from
his break. Remember you're allowed one phone call if you get nicked!