There's some awfully dodgey looking doors about and this
one is no exception. Knock quickly and let's be done with it,
there's much to do and I'm in no mood for nutters.
Incidentally, even if you blow this picture up really big you still can't read what
it says on that notice, I've tried.
Well that's a relief, it was only Geordie chilling out and trying
not to get under my feet when I'm busy. Just a minute, is that a
crumb of mince pie I can see on the tip of his nose?
No - I was mistaken it was a tiny piece of stollen. Naughty boy.
I've had to turn the whole thing round to hide the teeth marks.