This 'n that

I would, first of all, like to introduce you to
my new set of wheels.
 

Not the best of photo's but you get the gist.

 

He's called Jake and he's a three year old Renault Clio estate.

He's automatic, nips along at a very respectable

turn of speed and already I don't know how I managed

without him.

 

The world is beginning to open up to me again

and the prospects are endless;

car boot sales, trips to the seaside,

visits to friends and sufficient room in

the back should I decide to do a spot of wheelie dealing.

 

The Lock-Up in Naughty Corner

 

I should also like to show you my latest bargain

which is a little bay tree the flower man at Acle

Sale let me have at a very special price indeed.

One of 12 Eleanor of Castile crosses which mark the
resting places of her coffin en route for London in the 13th century.

 

The downside being that I wasn't travelling

in Jake at the time I bought it and had to lug it

home as best I could making more stops

than Queen Eleanor's coffin on the way but without
the erection of any kind of monument to mark the route.

 

It was delicious if not very filling.

 

As for Plot 6, let me introduce you to my first tiny

blister following the first piece of honest toil I've

done for ages and the fruits of my labout -

one tiny spud which I had for my lunch.

 

Does your mother know you've gone out
dressed like that?

And while I'm on about this 'n that may I also

introduce you to my grand daughter

Jasmine Leoni who is currently touring

with Cirque Normande in the south of England

and of whom I am immensley proud.

Hang on in there girl!