I have just returned from the sale
where I froze my socks off waiting for Meat Man's
quote of the day. It certainly didn't disappoint:
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| If he gets down off his lorry then I don't fancy his chances with Mrs Podge and her sister. |
"Here you are luv" he said to a rather large lady towards
the front of the throng. "This is the sort of steak to make
babies on and I'll even throw in a bit extra for the lodger."
Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. But then he never knows
when to quite and couldn't resist adding,
"Or am I too late."
It was at that moment I decided to go in search of other amusement
before an ugly scene had time to develop between
Mrs Podge from Loddon and Mr Tactless the demon butcher
of Essex. Such fun!
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