Thursday, 25 December 2014

Happy Christmas - may all your wildest dreams come true

May I take this opportunity to wish you all a very
happy Christmas and to thank you for your
support and friendship over the past twelve months.

Joseph, does my bum look big on this?
 
Little did I know this time last year that I would
be, not only dogless, but also living back in
England in a tiny, cosy little lock-up in Norfolk.
Perhaps it's just as well I didn't.  Some things
are better not known in advance.
 
Look after yourselves.
Be kind to one another, make the most of every
opportunity that comes your way, look out for others
less fortunate than yourself and don't forget
to tell your family how much you love them
and your friends how much they're valued.

However, it may not be a good idea during this season
of peace and goodwill to all men to tell the
woman at No 5 exactly what you do think of her,
no matter what the provocation, and especially
not after the third glass of vintage port
that the children brought you.

Long Dogs come in all shapes and sizes
 
Have a good one and don't forget -
TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY WHEN YOU CAN BUY YOURSELF
A LONG DOG WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS MONEY
 
jools@longdogsampler.com

 
But not this one!
 
 
Now where did I put those flashing antlers?
It's party time!

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