Did you hear that?
I'm not deaf you know, why can't anyone
wait for more than five minutes for me to answer
the door. For all you know I might have been in the loo.
See what I mean. People get really impatient this time of
year and start peering through the letter box.
Bloody cheek. Anyone would think it was Halloween.
I might have guessed, it's those dreadful brats from next door.
Ignore you all year and then think you're going to
bung them some dosh just because it's Christmas.
I think I shall play dead and wait for them to go.
But wait a minute, I have an idea ......
HI CHILDREN, WANT TO BUY A PRESENT FOR MUMMY?
It's called Bois le Duc and is exactly what she'd like.
How much have you made singing?
19 euros - that should cover it.
Special rates for carol singers.