Well he looks pleased to see us, although he looks to me
as if he might be feeling guilty about something.
I wonder what it could be?
He's such a trusting soul and so excited about
Christmas. He said he let some men in a little
while ago who came in a big white van
and is now beginning to think he should have asked
for some sort of identification.
I think he may have been right.
Where are the pressies, what's happened to all
the furniture and carpet and, if I remember
correctly, there used to be a big screen television
on that wall at the back.
The sooner he melts the better - he's a liability!
LET ME ATTEMPT TO SELL YOU SOMETHING
How about Tobasco (18 euros) just the thing
for those cold, wet January evenings
which always seem to last until April at the earliest.