I have just returned to the Lock-Up in a state bordering upon
euphoria probably induced by over exposure to perfumes
But I'm getting ahead of myself which makes a pleasant change
from my normal digressions.
I beam like a Cheshire cat and smell like a couple of whores on
a night out as almost every inch of visible flesh has been anointed,
sprayed, daubed, splashed and smeared with an assortment of
perfumes ranging from the sublime to the headache inducing.
I am borderline embalmed. I have been to the perfume department
of Roy's of Wroxham - and I lingered.
I blame the weather. There was a steady drizzle coming down and not
a chance in hell of getting anything done outdoors so I thought I'd
take a leisurely tootle over to Wroxham. Admittedly the purchase of
a small bottle of perfume was my intention as Roy's prices are
unbeatable, even on the Internet, and I'm almost down to my last
squirt. So this was not to be an indulgence but a necessity
- like toilet rolls or a pint of milk. If it hadn't been for Helen!
It's amazing when you think about it the way all our lives cross and all
the interactions we have with each other day by day, month by month,
year upon year. And every so often we encounter someone who will
stick in our minds and not be forgotten - Helen is one such person.
She popped out at me from behind a Dior display just as I was about to
administer my first squirt of the outing and I knew instinctively that I
should have left the plastic at home. Her enthusiasm for her subject was
that infectious. What that young woman didn't know about perfume just
wasn't worth knowng - history, suitability, "notes", ingredients. She knew
it all - or did she?
I should never have read the label of Ange ou Demon by Givenchy out loud.
All right Annie, I admit I was showing off just a teensie bit but the words
were no sooner out of my mouth than a deluge of assorted bottles and
atomisers were produced for me to say the names so that she could learn
the correct pronunciations, such was her dedication to her work.
Helen, I salute you my woman and award you the title Miss Perfume
2016. I am also now the proud owner of a rather larger than planned
bottle of Estee Lauder Youth Dew, a vaporisateur of Eden by Cacharel
(special price), an English lavender cologne stick (it reminded me of my
Gran) and more testers and free samples than you could shake a stick at.
I do hope it doesn't rain again tomorrow, this could become expensive.