***WARNING***

This post may contain blatant advertising, scenes of

nudity and depravity and some bad language.

(Grammar never was my strong point).

ODE TO LONG DOG

Long Dog's are funny.

Long Dog's are brash.

Stitch them in the sunshine

And you'll come out in a rash.

Bristol Fashion

Long Dog's are compelling,

You won't want to put them down.

Stitch them with a daylight bulb

Or you will get a frown.

Pigalle

Long Dog's bring great pleasure.

Long Dog's can give pain,

Especially when you've got all wet

While sewing in the rain.

Quatre Saisons

Hang them in the attic.

Hang them in the loo.

That way you can admire your work

Even when you .....

Tobasco

.... put on the kettle,

Or sit upon your bed.

Long Dog's should be everywhere.

That's what the doctor said.

Spirit of Vierlande

Long Dog's are very many

So if you've got the cash

Why not buy another one

And add it to your stash?

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Click here to order one:

jools@longdogsampler.com 

Nudity?  I only said "may contain"!

Oh go on then.  Is that enough bottoms for you?