A new resolution, a bit of a challenge?

When I was a fag smoking, gin slurping party girl

way back in the day I never had any trouble

finding something to either give up. temporarily

abstain from or improve upon during the

ghastly, grotty, dreary month of January.

Just an average night out in Acle.

If you're going to make yourself miserable then

you might as well do it at the worst possible time

just to make the whole resolution business even

more bloody not only for you but for those poor

sods who have to live with you too.

I wonder if I'll get a free one for advertising?

Well now my life isn't like that.  Practically my only

little indulgence is a quick squirt of good perfume

every morning whatever I'm doing be it a trip into

the City or a spell of digging at the allotment.

The more expensive the better.

As I now live on my own and all my hormones are

either dead or in remission of some sort I think you

can probably guess where this is going - the sins of

the flesh don't feature on my list either.  (I thought

that was rather tastefully put by my standards)!

Wonder what happened to the poor dude's tail?

I would rather go up a skyscraper (they terrify me) than

give up my love of running dogs, I'd probably starve if

I gave up sewing so that only leaves me with one option.

SOCIAL MEDIA MUST GO FOR 7 DAYS!

No blog posts, no reading other people's blog posts,

no cheery photo's on my Facebook personal page or snaps of

crumpled, out of focus bits of stitching on the Long Dog one.

And, hardest of all - no leaving of comments(one of life's

little pleasures) or hitting the "like" button willy nilly.

Why do all the fun things look like they might be illegal?

Still I can always go for a walk, clean the Lock-Up,

tidy a few cupboards, read a book.  So what am I waiting for?

I have no idea either, I'll let you know when I work it out.

Wish me luck and see you on the 23rd when

I've got a brand new design to set your little hearts a flutter

and your Paypal balances dropping.  TTFN.  Over and out!