Advent Cracker Seventeen

A cracker to pull

These are very posh.

A hat to make you smile

A joke to make you laugh:

Q.  How do snowmen get around?

A.  On an icicle.

Something that goes bang.

Bert Reynolds.  Not an old Bond but an old Bandit.

Last minute gift suggestion to slip in your stockings.

St Sylvestre

At the special Christmas price of £7.20.

Available direct from me and guaranteed to rock up in time for

Christmas as a pdf download.  Just follow the link,

and say "I'll have one of those please."  It couldn't be easier:

jools@longdogsampler.com