A cracker to pull
A hat to make you smile
A joke to make you laugh:
Q. Why can't Christmas trees sew?
A. Because they keep dropping their needles.
A. Because they keep dropping their needles.
Something that goes bang.
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| Sean Connery - another old Bond for Christmas |
Last minute gift suggestion to slip in your stockings.
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| Pot 4 Dicky |
Available direct from me and guaranteed to rock up in time for
Christmas as a pdf download. Just follow the link,
and say "I'll have one of those please." It couldn't be easier:
jools@longdogsampler.com
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