Heh'yuh got yar arly tearters in yit?

Translation from Broad Norfolk into English for those

of you unfamiliar with this particular dialect:

"Have you planted your early potatoes yet?"

my reply being "That I h'aint!"

 

Perhaps I should put hidden mikes in the composter to catch gossip.

 

I share this brief, jocular exchange from the allotment

at sparrow fart this morning simpy because today

I am struggling to find something to "mardle" on about to "yew."

My aspirations - taken last year.  I live in hopes.

 

Now that my health seems to be much improved and that

I am no longer "ill a bed as was up" (poorly, crook) and

that all the trials and tribulations of finalising my

affairs in France seem to be finally at an end,

I am at a loss, at times, to bring you something

amusing to read when enjoying your first coffee of the

day or having a quick catch up whilst waiting for the plummer.
So help me out here please.  What do you like?
What do you want to know about (within reason)?
What do you want more of?  If you don't tell me
I shall never know.

 

It's hard to believe that I have just celebrated my
first six months of residence at the Lock-Up (or Naughty
Corner as it has locally become known).

Long Dogs - all, as yet, unpublished, just be patient.

I am constantly working on new designs for your

delight and delictation which I like to keep close to my chest

until they're ready for release so although you can show me

yours I'm certainly not going to show you mine until the

time is right.  Which, according to my mother, was certainly

not until after the engagement at the earliest and only

on high days and holidays once the marriage had taken place!

She knew how to keep a man dangling if you know

what I mean.

Poldark (Aidan Turner) - hot enough for you?

So be prepared for a little less drama and excitement in future

as I go about my daily round, trusty Pentax in hand in search

of hot topics, hot men and hot gossip for your ears only.

That last sentence is almost guaranteed to talk something up!

 

"Dew yew keep a troshin."

(translation: take care of yourselves).