Swallow or spit?

There was an old Long Dog woman who swallowed a spider,

Which neither wriggled, nor jiggled, nor tickled inside her!

 

She swallowed the spider not to catch a fly

but because .......

 

 

.....she wasn't paying attention whilst drinking her early morning

cup of rosie and failed to notice, until well past the

point of no return, the submerged remains of a

medium-sized arachnid, that had somehow managed

to become incorporated in the brew,

and swallowed the damned thing whole!

 

I don't know why the fly was even mentioned

- perhaps she'll die!

 

SO FAR - SO GOOD