You can still find a thrill when you're over the hill!

You just have to look a little harder

always supposing you can remember where you put

your glasses down in the first place.

 

 Thrill seekers out on the town

 

Forget tattoo's - they're for the young,

the criminally insane and those seeking first hand

experience of septicaemia.

That said, a fox going to cover between

my buttocks with only the tail still visible

does still have a certain appeal

but who, except members of the medical profession,

would get to see it these days?

Join a girl band

 

The only piercing I fancy is a full Albert

(Google it but seek only a description - don't opt for the pictures)

but as a sex change would also be involved I shall

put that particular whim in my "too difficult" folder.

 

But this still leaves plenty of avenues for fun and frolic

if you're prepared to use a little imagination.

Here's some ideas to get you started.

 

Go commando in Tesco's when you pick up your next quiche
 and see if anyone is any the wiser.

 

 

Join the local bowls club as an agent provocateur

and see how many rubbers or mats of whatever it is they

call them you can throw into chaos before they

throw you and your woods out onto the street.

 

Attend a meeting of your local Women's Institute

wearing a "Jam making sucks" t-shirt.

Join your local vigilante group

 

Travel with your free bus pass at the height of rush hour

and see if the driver has the bottle to stop you.

 

Return your library books with saucy little post-it

notes inside for the next unwitting reader to discover.

Go train spotting with some mates
 

Lie about your age.

Add ten years and see if anyone says

"You certainly don't look it."

 

Now off you go, have a laugh, don't get arrested

send me your photo's and watch out for fellow thrill seekers

on the way.  You only live once so what's stopping you?

Knickers are an optional extra!