Monday, 7 December 2015

Advent Cracker Eight

A cracker to pull

I told her not to leave it till the last minute.  I hope she takes that toilet roll out.

A hat to make you smile

This one's about as happy as that miserable pug yesterday.

A joke to make you laugh:

Q.  What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A.  A broken drum - you can't beat it.

Something that goes bang.

A nice little bit of Poldark for you today.

Last minute gift suggestion to slip in your stockings.

Kell's Eden

At the special Christmas price of £16.20.
Available direct from me and guaranteed to rock up in time for
Christmas as a pdf download.  Just follow the link,
and say "I'll have one of those please."  It couldn't be easier:

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