Tuesday, 9 December 2014

Door Nine

Deck your halls with boughs of holly,
Fah, la, la, la, lah, la, la, la, la.

'Tis the season to be jolly, etc.
'Tis also the season for a bit of pampering and that's
just what's behind today's door ....
..... a little trip to the health spa to get you all relaxed
and ready for the festivities although I shudder to think what
they do with that pink thing!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you - Bagatelle.
But please don't take that literally as it really costs
20 euros and worth every centime.
Where else can you find a project that will take
upwards of 50 years to complete at that sort of price?
No discounts for massochists or saxophonists.

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