|Now that's what we Cockney's call "Black Shuck"|
It's more a case chez nous of Dogs Rule OK! or if you happen to be dyslexic Gods Lure KO! If you happen, however, to be diabetic then sorry, you're out of Shuck as I don't have any sugar jokes in my repertoire and the one about the fireman caught short on a shout is definately too risque to repeat even for me.
And here it is in all it's glory. The usual rules apply. If you would like the pdf, simply drop me a quick email to email@example.com and I will ping one off to you but don't think about it too long as you will need to get stitching to have it made up for Halloween 2013!